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Alright, I know in Internets chronology I am a million light years behind, but how f*cking great is this \u201cIf Asians Said The Stuff White People Say<\/strong>\u201d thing! Why am I NOT Jenny Yang\u2019s stand up twin? Plus, all Dis\/orient\/ed Comedy<\/a> needs now is a Korean American to complete its East Asian representation\u2026.<\/p>\n

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All jokes aside, I got put on to this video from a few different people on Facebook, my friend who grew up in Utah and now struggles with this kind of nonsense in a very white area in the midwest, and Colorlines<\/a> (thank you Jamilah King!) and some random APIAs. The writing was so on point. The video has gotten play as far as Australia<\/a> and a mainstream as Jezebel<\/a> (although I have to say, who still uses the word \u201cminority\u201d anymore? Call me crazy but I think that term describes 80 percent of the world\u2019s population).<\/p>\n

*Schoolteacher to my parents, ca, 1989: “Alison should become an anchorwoman!”<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n*I consider myself a (traumatized) baby of identity politics and have no illusions about simple representation having inherent value particularly for the liberation of women of color (think Amy Chua, Condoleeza Rice,\u00a0 Michelle Malkin<\/a>\u2026yuck).<\/p>\n
BUT APIA women are doing and have always been doing some amazing things and I will never ever underestimate the power of role models. Especially considering my aspirations as a child were limited to being an anchorwoman or 9-ball champion. The leadership of some of the most visionary social justice groups<\/a>, coalitions<\/a>, and campaigns<\/a> are APIA women, AND some of the most hilarious-brilliant-funny people I know are APIA women. I am happy to see this sister<\/a> getting some shine.<\/p>\n
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Any non-Asian I’ve beat at pool since 1999: “Do you know the Black Widow?”<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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*Schoolteacher to my parents, ca, 1989: “Alison should become an anchorwoman!”<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n*I consider myself a (traumatized) baby of identity politics and have no illusions about simple representation having inherent value particularly for the liberation of women of color (think Amy Chua, Condoleeza Rice,\u00a0 Michelle Malkin<\/a>\u2026yuck).<\/p>\n
BUT APIA women are doing and have always been doing some amazing things and I will never ever underestimate the power of role models. Especially considering my aspirations as a child were limited to being an anchorwoman or 9-ball champion. The leadership of some of the most visionary social justice groups<\/a>, coalitions<\/a>, and campaigns<\/a> are APIA women, AND some of the most hilarious-brilliant-funny people I know are APIA women. I am happy to see this sister<\/a> getting some shine.<\/p>\n
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